RADIO COMEDY BITES

This is a selection of radio comedy bites put together by KAOS Comedy over the last few years. You are welcome to listen to, or download these MP3 files but the copyright is reserved and they can not be broadcast on internet or free to air radio. Whilst you may not find these bites directly offensive, please be aware that the humour can at times drift towards being a little politically incorrect. All products mentioned in these bites are fictious.

Thats a Vancouver
If you've ever worked in radio advertising you'll know that Hot Water heaters aren't exactly a gift of a product to write copy for. Of course the vancouver is one hot water heater that sells itself. One of the most popular comedy grabs of the series.

Malibu Funerals
This is one funeral parlour you definitely DON'T want to take your business to.

Get rich with Ray Jayles
Ray Jayles is the ultimate flim flam man and the idea produced a complete series of comedy bites. We present the two most popular here, in this first advert Ray is telling you how to get rich quick!

Dans autos
Need a new car? Then you should avoid this car yard!

The Mordland Clinic
Listen to this bite for a little while and you will soon realise that the message is a little distorted. This bite was inspired by the awkwardness of a friend who actually visited just such a clinic and wanted to keep it under wraps!

Amels Answering Machine Services
An advert for a ficitious company that makes answering machine messages for EVERY type of person!

Just Right clothes
This bite was inspired by a conversation with a marketing rep from rumours clothing. The conversation sort of went along the lines of "what would be the WORST way to sell clothing to women".

Igors guns Bazaar
Rather silly really. Just a crazy idea gone horribly wrong.

The Reverend Ray Jayles
Ray found god in this grab and he wants to share his wonderful gift with the world. This was the most popular in the series by far, which makes you kinda wonder about the people who listened to it!

The Purzer 2000
The ultimate car for the ultimate man. This is our version of what we feel modern car ads are really on about!

Miranda Windbag
Remember those old CD ads on the TV with the scrolling track listing. Well this comedy grab could be just such an ad..although this CD is definitely very different!

The Queens Visit
Some time ago the queen came out here for a visit and we sent along our reporter to cover the landing, but things didn't quite go as expected....

The Smiths - A Family inside one mans head
By popular demand here it is! the very first episode of our very own TV sitcom - The Smiths. If we can find the later episodes we'll post them here soon. The Smiths are a typical suburban family fighting to get a word in edge ways past the skitzophrenic laugh track!

Love Tips with Big Stan
Not one for the easily offended..... Big Stan the stubbies, singlet and thongs wearing philosopher gives his tips on wooing the opposite sex. A radio series pre-cursor to his world best-selling book on the subject...well maybe not.

Sex in the 90's
An "educational" series designed to give young men tips for navigating the sexual jungle of the 1990's. Things aren't quite as bad as this, but we had fun making it!

   Science Monthly: A new type of Engine?
Loosely inspired by a dusty old Science week CD we found recently... Micheal Perkins presenter talks to the inventor of an amazing new type of engine that is set to change motoring forever!

These samples are of low internet sound quality.

We produce monthly radio comedy spots at broadcast standard for use on Radio. This can either be to custom requirements (ie. script supplied) or put together from scratch by us.

We customize the custom spots to fit the market / service for which they are purchased. The "from scratch" monthly spots we put together which go to a pool of radio stations are designed to meet broadcast standards in Australia, America and the UK...although the humor is Australian in nature.

The bites are available monthly (ie. one spot per month) for $220 AUS supplied via post on audio CD. This price includes a one-off royalty fee which entitles you to as many repeat broadcasts as you like.

The first CD can be purchased by clicking:- Buy Now

You will receive your first CD via post within 14 days. Thereafter we will send you the next months CD each month and include an invoice with it. You can cancel at anytime by emailing us at least 7 days prior to the 1st of the month.

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